Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?
Way to be even crueler than FOX, NBC. At least when FOX takes a show we love away from us, they do it in one fell swoop. You’re torturing us by ripping Community off as slowly as humanly possible. We’ll feel every hair and patch of skin come up with every episode of season 4. KTHX BROS!
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
Mewdonna and Tina Purrner
This is super amazing. Super amazing.
Neil Gaiman: On Originality
There are about 5,300 ASK messages right now sitting in the queue. Which is why yours hasn’t been answered, I expect.
One question I keep seeing over and again, even more than “What MFA program should I do?” (I do not answer this, because my answer would probably be: “I have no idea. I never did…
(Source: The Atlantic)
You guise. I’m dying. I am in no way being overly dramatic because it’s 4am and I’d rather be in bed. You guise, my stomach feels like it wants to explode. Argh. It’s not gas. It’s not something that requires Tums. It wasn’t cured by Jake rubbing my tummy for a long time before I fell asleep. Nope. I’m pretty sure some sort of soot demon has taken residence in my stomach. Argh.
So now it’s almost 4am and I’ve been awake for a few hours, woken back up from a hard-won slumber by the tummy demon. Argh. I just ordered Lily a swing. I took George outside. I pooped. I’m considering drinking orange juice in bed and watching some crap show on Netflix. Who knows. I am too hurty to consider anything but exorcism on my stomach.
OH! BUT. I do get a kick out of the rainbow of yarn that’s sitting in my craft room (oh hey, I have a craft room again!). I’m so excited about the new apartment Jake and I have in Hartford, but it’s been nonstop action since we got here in the beginning of March. The only reason I’m finally able to get on the internet is because of this stupid stomach thing. Oh well, action is SO much better than stagnation.
Now I think I’ll drink orange juice and fake-pray for my tummy to be miraculously cured. ARGH.
Fuck it, I totally do. I’m sick of everyone who voted for him in ‘08 complaining about how “disappointed” they are. Guess what? He’s a real human, not a magician or a unicorn or a marketing campaign about dreams. Did he live up to everything he said on the campaign trail? No. Does any politician? No. Does that make voting for a republican (and seriously, take a LOOK at the republicans) or not voting better? No.
The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.
This.
If the U.S. does not re-elect that man, the little respect they’ve gained in the world will disappear. Honestly. I know everyone in Europe was pretty damn ecstatic when you finally voted someone into office who was qualified, smart and someone who was passionate about his work. Please, PLEASE make the effort and re-elect him. He has done a LOT of good and has done more for America’s image than anyone in a LONG time.
He’s done so much fucking GOOD for this country, it’s the assholes who are blind that refuse to believe it.
i think he is a unicorn. and i’m voting for him next year.
I turned 18 a month before the election in 2008, he was the first person I had ever voted for and I will vote for him again in 2012.
The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.
Every day I agree with this post more and more. And more.
^^^ Same. All of it.
The Not Batshit Crazy One 2012.
sigh i wish i was american and old enough to vote
just for a day
^THIS ALL OF THIS
I think the main reason people claim to be “disapointed” is because they dont understand the branches of the goverment and how it works, and the extent of the control that the president actually has.. and how long it takes to achieve things. Also if anyone votes for any of the insane republicans instead of Obama they clearly do not have the well being of their selves and any females they know and love.
(Source: engmatik)
he can go to hell
Boosting the signal on the disgust for this douchenozzle.
Boosting the signal for all friends who are voting age.
If you want to vote Republican, I don’t care. Just pl0x do not vote for this guy.
god i hate him
Boosting for ‘by reason of insanity’ later on…
It sounds like he’s all about the christian white man. Let them know they are perfect and everyone else is wrong. Who else does this sound like?
(Source: keelynotkelly)
SALIVATES. Now to get an iPhone 4 and $100.
The iPhone case to top all iPhone cases!
New in the Photojojo Shop: The iPhone Rangefinder!
Not only will it give your iPhone a dapper old school camera guise, but it also adds a shutter button, viewfinder, and tripod mount to your iPhone.
Plus it works with Magnetic Cell Lenses, so you can have the ultimate iPhoneography setup.
I would do all of them.
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Benjamin Bear's Magic Blog of Fun: This baby.
You’ll always rock our hearts. <3
I never expected to be a father (not after the last time, when things went horribly awry), and I hadn’t felt any real need to, so you can imagine my surprise when my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I didn’t think we had the space nor the responsibility to handle a baby, and plus I was too…
